SH*T HAPPENS

[Vik54]

Am sure some of you will have seen this before - but its Monday - and it made me

 

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List

 

• Taoism: Sh*t happens.

• Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens."

• Buddhism: If @*!# happens, it isn't really sh*t.

• Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not.

• Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh*t happening?

• Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before.

• Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.

• Islam #2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible.

• Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.

• Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else.

• Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen.

• Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

• Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

• Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as @*!# that happens to another.

• Unitarian: @*!# that happens to one person is just as bad as @*!# that happens to another.

• Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it.

• Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

• Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us?

• Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work.

• Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday.

• Creationism: God made all sh*t.

• Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves.

• Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

• Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t.

• Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t.

• Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink.

• Darwinism: This sh*t was once food.

• Capitalism: That's MY sh*t.

• Communism: It's everybody's sh*t.

• Feminism: Men are sh*t.

• Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us...

• Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t.

• Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden.

• Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS.

• Existentialism #2: What is sh*t, anyway?

• Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me.

• Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening!

• Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t.

• Mormonism #2: This sh*t is going to happen again.

• Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

• Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens.

• Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens.

• Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama.

• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t!

• Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time.

• Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts.

• Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not.

• Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

• Atheism: What sh*t?

• Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh*t!

[Jay]

That is soooooo your sense of humour vik