Beavis Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 A millionaire met a beautiful woman and knew straight away that he wanted to get hitched so he proposed on their second date. 'But we don't know anything about each other,' she said. 'Never mind, darling. We'll learn about each other as we go along. That'll be part of the fun.' So they go married and, after the ceremony, they went on honeymoon to the most expensive hotel in Barbados. On the first morning they went down to the pool. He climbed on top of the diving-board and, with an elaborate triple somersault, plunged into the water. As he surfaced, he said to his new bride: 'Impressive, eh? You see, darling, I used to be an Olympic diving champion. Told you we'd learn things about each other as we went along.' Then she jumped into the water and proceeded to complete 25 lengths of the pool without breaking sweat. As she climbed out, he said: 'That was absolutely amazing. Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said. 'I was a prostitute in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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