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Golfing Weekend


Beavis

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Four married guys went away on a golfing weekend. On the second fairway, they began discussing the problems they'd had getting permission from their wives.

 

The first said: "I had no end of trouble getting away. I had to promise my wife I'd paint the whole house next weekend."

 

The second said: "It was no easier for me. I've had to promise my wife I'll go shopping with her next weekend."

 

The third said: "I know what you mean. I've promised my wife she can have a new fitted kitchen."

 

The fourth guy said: "It was no problem for me. I just set my alarm for 5.30 this morning. When it went off, I gave my wife a nudge and said "Golf Course or intercourse?" And she said "Don't forget your sweater."

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