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How true is this? Scary

 

 

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

 

 

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

 

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

 

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

 

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

 

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

 

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

 

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

 

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

 

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

It's time to apply

The inheritance tax.

 

Accounts Receivable Tax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline Fuel Tax

Airport Maintenance Tax

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Goods and Services Tax (GST)

Death Tax

Driving Permit Tax

Environmental Tax (Fee)

Excise Taxes

Income Tax

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Petrol Tax (too much per litre)

Gross Receipts Tax

Health Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Tax Heating Tax

Lighting Tax

Cooking Tax

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Mortgage Tax

Personal Income Tax

Property Tax

Poverty Tax

Prescription Drug Tax

Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Retail Sales Tax

Service Charge Tax

School Tax

Telephone Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

 

And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

 

Not one of these taxes existed in the UK 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...

 

We had absolutely no national debt,

Had a large middle class,

A huge manufacturing base

And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

 

What in the Hell happened?

 

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians are wasting our money?

Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....

And we all know what we think of Bankers.

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Not one of these taxes existed in the UK 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...

 

Strictly speaking, they aren't UK taxes, they look like US taxes but that doesn't really alter much, we just have different names for most of them and probably a few more to boot!

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Not one of these taxes existed in the UK 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...

 

We had absolutely no national debt,

Had a large middle class,

A huge manufacturing base

And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

 

What in the Hell happened?

 

Yes lets forget how the British empire (although I never heard of anyone Scottish doing anything) raped the world, killed millions of people and purposely hooked people on opium. :bangin:

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It's us tax, it's eu tax but it's never our fault eh?

Then Greece is in trouble because people there don't pay their taxes and we so much do!

The communist system had lots of flaws and collapsed though revolutions and blood.

I am afraid the capitalistic system has faults too...but it isn't causing any revolutions...it is helping right wing parties elect more mps. Just look back in the 1930s.....hope I won't be alive when the world we know changes.

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there is not much of manufacturing sector left in UK, prodominantly service industry. Labour is not cheap either.

Major source on income for Govt = Tax

 

Afterall they need some source of revenue to pay the expenses of their MP's :lol:

 

One thing has always bugged me - Road Tax

As most of you here have their Zed as second car, which means they are on road not very often but you are paying as much tax as someone who is on road 24 x 7. Is it fair?

 

Well IMO best would be to abolish road tax and add that tax in the price of fuel (dont know may be 0.5p or 1p or 2p) and that way everyone pays fairly. The more you're on the road the more you pay and less you're on road less you pay!!

 

What do you think folks???

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there is not much of manufacturing sector left in UK, prodominantly service industry. Labour is not cheap either.

Major source on income for Govt = Tax

 

Afterall they need some source of revenue to pay the expenses of their MP's :lol:

 

One thing has always bugged me - Road Tax

As most of you here have their Zed as second car, which means they are on road not very often but you are paying as much tax as someone who is on road 24 x 7. Is it fair?

 

Well IMO best would be to abolish road tax and add that tax in the price of fuel (dont know may be 0.5p or 1p or 2p) and that way everyone pays fairly. The more you're on the road the more you pay and less you're on road less you pay!!

 

What do you think folks???

 

 

There's no such thing as road tax, and hasn't been for decades. It's VED, or Vehicle Excise Duty. So I'm afraid it's car tax rather than road tax. Saying that i'm fairly sure they'll rename it the 'based-on-the-unconvincing-and-incomplete-theory-that-man-made-carbon-dioxide-emissions-cause-global-warming tax', as that's more or less what it is. :dry:

 

DB

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