steve_b Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 About to order a curry, yum yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC350z Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 About to order some duck from the chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Wilson Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Tapas tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_350z Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I'm going to Hooters for some 911 Hot Wings and a cold glass of beer or thrice I'll miss Hooters when I get home... shame they don't have them in the UK. One of the septic tanks I'm working with just got back to cali from new york where he went to a bikini bar - sounds great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmmackfc Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I'm going to Hooters for some 911 Hot Wings and a cold glass of beer or thrice I'll miss Hooters when I get home... shame they don't have them in the UK. One of the septic tanks I'm working with just got back to cali from new york where he went to a bikini bar - sounds great! They do mate! There's one in Nottingham, went to it on ma mates stag a few years back. Close your ears, you could have swore you were in the US of A.....then again http://www.hooters-uk.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Well I'm on a rig this week so it's whatevers on the menu. Just had a nice bit of Cajun Mahi mahi. Generally I like food. I'm fat and I like to eat! Not fussy but I hate quiche. I don't know why but I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITIONAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I'm going to Hooters for some 911 Hot Wings and a cold glass of beer or thrice I'll miss Hooters when I get home... shame they don't have them in the UK. One of the septic tanks I'm working with just got back to cali from new york where he went to a bikini bar - sounds great! They do mate! There's one in Nottingham, went to it on ma mates stag a few years back. Close your ears, you could have swore you were in the US of A.....then again http://www.hooters-uk.com/ Yup it rocks, plus they sevre chicken wings in Spearmint Rhinos in Langley which is like 2 miles from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 don't they have topless ladies in there? Does it put you off your food at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 No, once those checken wings come out everything else is a blur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 ha ha, typical man - put a t-bone steak in front of them and they wouldn't notice an atomic bomb going off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 don't they have topless ladies in there? Does it put you off your food at all? Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 yep they do or yep they put you off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 24, 2007 Author Share Posted February 24, 2007 seeing topless women is like an atomic bomb goin off.............................................. in our trousers........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_350z Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 The strange thing about Hooters is that these semi-naked hotties walk around... and people bring their girlfriends and families in here. It's almost like people don't notice that these chix are hot, wobbling and v friendly, whilst they bottle feed their baby. Bizarre. The only annoying thing is that some of the Hooters chix have those annoying whining high pitched dumbass voices. But then again, there was one girl in yesterday whom I can only describe as a goddess and very smart - I even forgot my wings for a few minutes as she spoke to me. Think she was greek or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Did you exchange numbers and arrange to go to a drive in and then up to Pleasure Point with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_350z Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Its just not a sexual place me old china. Here's this stunning young lady in hotpants and tight, low cut top acting like I'm on old school chum. I had my Chopin sheet music with me (yes tinkle the ivories) so she dragged the other hotties over to talk about music. I'm going to have to remember to take me Chopin music out with me more often! I even cracked the old "my fingers are very nimble" and they didn't get it at all, even when I waggled them in front of their faces. The night got weirder as I ended up in a blues bar listening to the keyboard player from Spinal Tap - good bloke, but you can tell he's done some damage in his time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Mate, you needs to get back to the UK, where a saturday consists of having to spend a night sharing a bar with complete scum bags and getting ripped off, Happy Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 We dont have Hooters but we have japanese food served on womens bodys. Never been there but I dint know why sounds a bit off putting. Could get hair in my rice Apparently a research was done a while back and they say one of the most healthest takaways you can get are kebabs Except Donna. Because most of the time they grill the meat, which drips the fat of, then they put in a pitta and fill with salad, just dont order chips as a side Also the chilli sauce speeds up the metabolic rate The worst takeaway to get is pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 yep you're quite right - chicken kebab is just about the healthiest take away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 God bless hooters!!! I had some jamaican jambalia yesterday, ooooh dear god it was lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Long live hooters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 OMG ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 thies Teasers in Manchester which is just like hooters but only chavier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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