twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 For the past few weeks Google seems to have decided that I need a cattle crush as the sidebar on some websites I visit keeps featuring them. I haven't even got any cattle so what would I do with it My horse wouldn't appreciate being restrained in it and I can't go out rustling cattle just so that I can use it. Funny thing is, I have actually started to wonder if Google knows something that I don't and I may at some point soon actually need a cattle crush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Wtf is a cattle crush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 You mean you don't know? It's just a metal 'cage' for want of a better word that you use when you need to keep a cow stood still for a while such as when you are giving veterinary treatment etc. Really got no use for one myself at the moment but maybe my long lost Great Aunt Agatha has died and left me her pedigree herd of dairy cattle and I just don't know about it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gudzy Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 You mention you have a horse, have you done a search related to that recently? The site with the cattle crusher probably sells horse related items as well, so it will then deliver adverts from that site as it thinks that site has products you may be interested in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh that's just boring Gudzy I was secretly hoping to inherit a beautiful herd of Dexters! I've just gone and clicked on the ad so no doubt I'll get even more now but the firm just sell stuff related to cattle and sheep. I've got an interest in both but not got time to actually buy any just yet as I work too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Perhaps they just herd you like cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Did you get that one out of a cracker SMD? Maybe a box that had been in storage since the 1970's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Did you get that one out of a cracker SMD? Maybe a box that had been in storage since the 1970's? Plenty more where that came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yeah, that's what's worrying me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yeah, that's what's worrying me and us mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Luckily I have my Bob Monkhouse book of sidebusting gags If you don't know who he is twobears he was the Michael McIntyre of the 70s.... If you don't know who he is Colin he was the Arthur Askey of the 70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Plenty more where that came from moosic to my ears Dave, moosic to my ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 If you two carry on like that you'll be sent outside tonight and it's Friesian out there............................. Plenty more where that came from moosic to my ears Dave, moosic to my ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 If you two carry on like that you'll be sent outside tonight and it's Friesian out there............................. Plenty more where that came from moosic to my ears Dave, moosic to my ears I do hope the usual crowd are not going to milk this cow joke to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I do hope the usual crowd are not going to milk this cow joke to death What heffer gave you that idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 If you two carry on like that you'll be sent outside tonight and it's Friesian out there............................. Plenty more where that came from moosic to my ears Dave, moosic to my ears I do hope the usual crowd are not going to milk this cow joke to death Pot and kettle and all bullshite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Pot and kettle and all bullshite Nice one Colin, you deserve a pat on the back for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Why is it that everytime I see that twobears has started a thread.... you just know its gonna be a weird one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Why is it that everytime I see that twobears has started a thread.... you just know its gonna be a weird one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I've herd them all before. Better scuttle off to get some moo material. You've milked all your current stuff guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twobears Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oi, whose calling me weird? I'm not amoosed by that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oi, whose calling me weird? I'm not amoosed by that remark Oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Builder49 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Just got in from work and thought I'd catch up. Just so you all know if you've been sitting in all night on this forum, it's Friesian outside, I might need to get a Jersey? It really Angus me when you lot play along with twobears, its all Udder rubbish! Personally I can't be Bovined, its just a load of old Bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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