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What would you do if you were a woman for a day?


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"Now all of you go off and do something useful and manly and put the loo seat down while you're at it!"

 

Nice one nixy :lol::lol:

 

Men will only start putting the loo seat down, for the "ladies", instinctively, when the "ladies" start putting it up for the men, simple :)

 

Neil, you are starting to cause concern, what with sharing a room with Cragus an all :lol: I told you what he'd do to ya!

 

Oh and as for being a "wummin" for the day is concerned, first thing I'd do is stop pissing my husband off and get off my fat arse and start doing some work around the house :stir:

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Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee?

 

Maybe that makes me a woman already :blush:

Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail :lol:

 

I only do it for a treat sometimes :lol:

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Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee?

 

Maybe that makes me a woman already :blush:

Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail :lol:

 

I only do it for a treat sometimes :lol:

 

+ 1 trillion, especially in public loos :surrender:

This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive :lol:

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Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee?

 

Maybe that makes me a woman already :blush:

Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail :lol:

 

I only do it for a treat sometimes :lol:

 

+ 1 trillion, especially in public loos :surrender:

This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive :lol:

 

Oh and I definitely meant at home :surrender:

 

Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly :yuck:

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Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee?

 

Maybe that makes me a woman already :blush:

Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail :lol:

 

I only do it for a treat sometimes :lol:

 

+ 1 trillion, especially in public loos :surrender:

This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive :lol:

 

Oh and I definitely meant at home :surrender:

 

Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly :yuck:

This seems appropriate

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Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly :yuck:

 

I've done that, but it creeps the woman out :blink:

 

I think i'd get into the car and see what this whole women are better drivers thing is all about, or on the flip side, figure out why that statement is completely untrue :stir:

 

This is all after donning sexy lingerie and having a fumble around of course :dance:

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