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What would you do if you were a woman for a day?


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My friend asked me what I would do if I could be a woman for a day?

 

My thoughts were, "I'd go for a pee sitting down and also find out what's so special about this "female orgasm""

 

So people, what would you do if you could be the opposite sex for a day?

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I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling.

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I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings.

 

i learnt the cure to this ages ago

 

just nod, say "yes dear" and then do what ever i feel like :lol:

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ALL of the above and whatever comes next.

 

For sure I'd be checking my bits out every second of the day and then investigate a lesbian and see what that's all about.

 

Although I'd eat like a pig cos its only a day :lol:

 

(I can see Twobears making an appearance during this thread) :snack:

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Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter :blush::lol:

 

im assuming i would just have long hair an axe wound and massive boobies!

 

oh and an attitude thats everyone elses fault!

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Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter :blush::lol:

 

im assuming i would just have long hair an axe wound and massive boobies!

 

oh and an attitude thats everyone elses fault!

 

:lol::lol:

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Well if i was to take a leaf out of my missus`s book, id sit there watching tv all day, eating chocolate whilst letting my bloke do all the cooking / cleaning and slaving away. Then id go to bed early, say im tired and not in the mood before snoring all night. Then wake up in a mood.. and repeat....

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lets just wait for the sprinkles to post up - I suspect that there will be some choice remarks :lol:

In fairness, they could respond with what they'd do if they were a man for the day ;)

 

scratch their nuts and fart all day :lol:

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I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

GPMSL

 

 

I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling.

I like these alot, especially dans! Never thought about that but now you say it ! :lol:

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I'd spend the day saying one thing but actually meaning the complete ****ing opposite, expecting men to utilise their telepathy skills to understand my incoherent neurotic hormonal ramblings.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

GPMSL

 

 

I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling.

I like these alot, especially dans! Never thought about that but now you say it ! :lol:

What, CK's dont do that for you :lol:

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