Ebized Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: ... GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom and having the Balls to say, you're next, chubby. I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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R35LEE Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Any of this from experience Col? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Any of this from experience Col? I've had my moments, if only I could remember that far back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 (In the middle of the office) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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