Stew Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 A German guy approaches a lady of the night. "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But she finds the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mbs Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The old ones are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neo Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I hadn't heard that one before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spursmaddave Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I have not that one before either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSet Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Brilliant Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Very good Stew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EH 370z Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Nice one That's going straight off to some former collegues at Audi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kev T Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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