Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Did a bit of a raid Saturday at another cannabis growers house. Talks our way through the front door having smelled quality skunk wafting up and down a windy street. The lady of the house straight away admits that there is cannabis being grown upstairs so my buddy goes up to have a look. Within seconds I hear the sounds of a bit of a scuffle so I dash for the stairs. At this stage I should add that it is a small middle terrace house with VERY narrow stairs. I leap them two at a time and half way up smash my head into the wooden overhang. PAINFULL !! your having a laugh!! Every vertebrae from the base of my skull to my coxsyx popped. I dropped to the floor like I had been baseball batted. I lay with my arms over my head cursing like a navvy docker with enflamed piles for about 20 seconds and then realised that my arms and legs still worked. I slowly got up to a blinding head ache and a carpet burn on my forehead. Having no hair this does look a little strange i can assure you. My mates didn't know whether to laugh or come to my assistance so they: ...... .... ........ .... ..... laughed. At least we got the cannabis. All nicely dried and ready to smoke!! Ming the sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Man I feel your pain Ming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ming, that is pretty funny! Maybe you'll have to smoke yourself painfree on the stash you discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ming, that is pretty funny! Maybe you'll have to smoke yourself painfree on the stash you discovered. If it weasn't for the fact I am so honest I would have seriously considered that LOL My back and neck still feel as if I have played international rugby non stop for a fortnight. Ming the tender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 feel the pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ming the clumsy more like!! Was it you that hit yourself in the face a while ago with an hammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 wasnt me officer............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennydies Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I would just like to say that in my 155mph limit car I have never been over the speed limit ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 the cannabis should help relieve the pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 of the carpet burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ming the clumsy more like!! Was it you that hit yourself in the face a while ago with an hammer? Yup. Same night I banged my head I also spashed red hot oil on my arm whilst cooking Tea. Mrs Ming wanted me to do some ironing but i was frightened to get the damn thing out just in case!! Ming the clumsy I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! Yup!! Since 1977!! God I feel old!! Ming the COP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Wow, I thought they chucked you out with a huge pension after 20 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickya Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 You cant be serious, your noses led you to the house?? Must have been a tip off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 All in the name of Justice! Ming the............. Another top story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Wow, I thought they chucked you out with a huge pension after 20 years! You have to do 30 years mate and then you get the pension. I had a bit of military service in the middle so I still have 4 years 6 days 8 hrs and 54 minutes left to go! As for the pension we pay 11% of everything we earn to get it mate. Ming the Ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 You cant be serious, your noses led you to the house?? Must have been a tip off? Nope. Cannabis nearing cropping or just after it is cropped has a right pong to it. Take the smell of a smoked spliff, sweeten it a bit and then concentrate it by a factor of 20 and you will get an idea what a decent crop of weed smells like When i have done a raid if I leave my shoes in the hall Mrs ming knows as soon as she comes into the house its that strong. Imagine what I smell like if i have spent several hours cutting the stuff down I would hazard a guess and say that 25% of all my seizures come from a sniff test or a bit of info like 'There is a strong smell of cannabis on ******* Street.' We literally walk up and down the street 'sniffing' vents letterboxes etc to get an idea of which house it is!! We do not often fail it has to be said. Ming the blood Hound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! So is Mrs Sarnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! So is Mrs Sarnie so you like a woman in uniform then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_fuel Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! So is Mrs Sarnie There is a Mrs Sarnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Wow, I thought they chucked you out with a huge pension after 20 years! You have to do 30 years mate and then you get the pension. I had a bit of military service in the middle so I still have 4 years 6 days 8 hrs and 54 minutes left to go! Ming the Ready Nice to see your not counting the days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ming is a cop......................!! So is Mrs Sarnie so you like a woman in uniform then Yup And I'm a BAD boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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