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Pingu the Penguin


ianphampton

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So, Pingu the penguin was driving across Arizona in his Zed. As a penguin, he liked the Aircon on really COLD, as you'd imagine.

 

The aircon packed up, and he couldn't face the drive in Arizona heat, so took the car in to the garage to get it fixed. The mechanic said "Leave it with me for an hour" so Pingu went out and walked in to town.

 

It was really hot, and he got very uncomfortable, so went into Baskin Robins for an ice cream.

 

He ordered a big bowl - but as a penguin he struggled with the long spoons, in the end, he just stuck his beak in and wiggled it round and sucked. He splashed quite a lot of it, again, as you'd expect.

 

Suddenly realising how long he'd been, he rushed back to the garage, and ran to meet the mechanic.

 

The mechanic turned to him and said "You've blown a seal" and . . .

 

"What do you mean - it's only ice cream!"

 

 

Sorry about that :ban:

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