EH 370z Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 This morning on the way back from work, I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not paying attention. The driver got out, and he was a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy" I replied "Well which one are you then?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HEADPHONES Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 On a serious note.......these midget jokes are dangerous. I was in Tescos a while back telling a mate a midget joke on the phone. Finished the call, put the phone away. Glanced behind me. THERE'S ONLY A BLEEDING MIDGET IN THE QUEUE RIGHT BEHIND ME In a millisecond had to decide best tactic for damage limitation. CARRIED ON LOOKING AROUND BEHIND OVER HIS HEAD AS IF I DIDN'T SEE HIM DOWN THERE! I think that probably added insult to injury. Spent the next few days looking over my shoulder (and down a bit ) in case the midget in question came looking for revenge . All a true story. I kid you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Step away from the keyboard Toby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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