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Olympic Condoms


spursmaddave

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A guy goes into the gents at the pub and sees a new Condom machine -

 

"Celebrate the London Olympics 2012 with an Olympic Condom - Gold / Sliver & Bronze available"

 

Great he thinks I will give the old woman a Gold Medal celebration tonight :yahoo:

 

Unfortunately he has quite a few more beers and then staggers home :drunk:

 

His Missus is waiting up for him -

 

Missus - "Drunk again I see"

 

Guy - "Yeah but look at these - you are going to get an olympic type seeing too tonight, look they are GOLD MEDAL CONDOMS"

 

Missus - "Hmmmm you should have got the Silver ones"

 

Guy - "Why????????"

 

Missus - "Well it would have been nice if you came second just for once....."

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