Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Thanks for sharing that with us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Makes mental note not to stand too close to you tomorrow. with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 My Kitten farts heaps! He actually managed a sneeze fart one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 You couldn't anyway, I have been banished to the stairs..... and I don't get any crackling so i will bring my own Makes mental note not to stand too close to you tomorrow. with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 problem is there is no noise, sorts of creeps up on you then...... My Kitten farts heaps! He actually managed a sneeze fart one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Why have you been banished? You couldn't anyway, I have been banished to the stairs..... and I don't get any crackling so i will bring my own Makes mental note not to stand too close to you tomorrow. with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 cats have nothing on dogs for farting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Dunno Think its cos the bride has a crush on me Why have you been banished? You couldn't anyway, I have been banished to the stairs..... and I don't get any crackling so i will bring my own Makes mental note not to stand too close to you tomorrow. with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Because your worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Because your worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You mean you've been put on the naughty step?! Maybe that counts as foreplay? I thought you'd be on Honeymoon by now You couldn't anyway, I have been banished to the stairs..... and I don't get any crackling so i will bring my own Makes mental note not to stand too close to you tomorrow. with buddy, our cat wrapped around my arm, reading the forum, feet up after a hard days work and Buddy just ........farted... Thought I was going to hurl, and just like that he's gone and left me in a cloud of gas Why oh why.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK350Z Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Pet farts are normally sickening because of the tinned food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Yep, on that step again You mean you've been put on the naughty step?! Maybe that counts as foreplay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff-r Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Pet farts are normally sickening because of the tinned food. I can't say humans smell like roses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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