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There were many that made me laugh out loud but this has to be my fave:-

 

Will during the lunchtime break at the Cairngorms inspecting "Stone Chips" and exclaiming "Oh @*!#" while dragging his finger across what he thought was a huge stone chip on his car, followed by "Oh @*!#, it is @*!#" :lol::lol::lol: Priceless :thumbs:

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Darren B on one of our many chats about snoring in reply to Steph gently waking him to tell him his was snoring

'shut the f*ck up and put in your earplugs'

 

:lol:

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I had completely forgot but Vik has reminded me.

 

'Don't buy whisky or chocolate flavoured condoms'

 

'Lidl condoms are sh*t'

 

;):p:p

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That wasn't what I was on about Stew :lol:

Anyway you started it - I was just concerned that we would end up with 'Hoon Zed Babies' all over the shop in 9 months time if anyone relied on the tourist condoms :p

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Haha yeah i remember the snoring earplug quote, that cracked me up.

 

There were some classics that had me in stitches, Joys incident misnumbering of the 99 icecream nearly had me in tears.

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Wasn't anything to do with headboards was it? :blush:

 

That wasn't what I was on about Stew :lol:

Anyway you started it - I was just concerned that we would end up with 'Hoon Zed Babies' all over the shop in 9 months time if anyone relied on the tourist condoms :p

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I remember that whole conversation.....

 

It went from snoring to sh*gging in about 1 minute flat. All over dinner too! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

:not_me: was Graham not me! I was totally mortified :blush::lol:

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:blush:

 

I remember that whole conversation.....

 

It went from snoring to sh*gging in about 1 minute flat. All over dinner too! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

:not_me: was Graham not me! I was totally mortified :blush::lol:

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