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My Zed has an unwelcome pet!


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Uuum, do you think said spidy can read??!! Username. :p:lol::p:lol:

 

Many :lol::lol: at both yours and Rabbitstew's post, highly amusing! :clap:

 

No word of a lie - my girlfriend (who let's just say is not quite the clean freak I am) had a mouse living in her old car (which was in regular use at the time) for several months. She's an animal lover and couldn't bear to evict the little fella. Needless to say, I am in charge of keeping the Z clean! :blush:

 

:lol::lol: ......Dont tell me she used to take a little bit of cheese with her every morning as well :lol:

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Uuum, do you think said spidy can read??!! Username. :p:lol::p:lol:

 

Many :lol::lol: at both yours and Rabbitstew's post, highly amusing! :clap:

 

No word of a lie - my girlfriend (who let's just say is not quite the clean freak I am) had a mouse living in her old car (which was in regular use at the time) for several months. She's an animal lover and couldn't bear to evict the little fella. Needless to say, I am in charge of keeping the Z clean! :blush:

 

:lol::lol: ......Dont tell me she used to take a little bit of cheese with her every morning as well :lol:

 

Mouse in car is VERY impressive!!!!

 

 

There seem to be spiders EVERYWHRERE :scare:

 

My cat catches at least one nightly and we are on the 2nd floor :lol:

 

Its that time of year when spiders come in from the cold. We have loads in the house atm. Ive got a full time job throwing them back outside for the missus. I really dont know how she spots them, but if theres a spider in the room she knows about it straight away. She must have some sort of spider sense!

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Uuum, do you think said spidy can read??!! Username. :p:lol::p:lol:

 

Many :lol::lol: at both yours and Rabbitstew's post, highly amusing! :clap:

 

No word of a lie - my girlfriend (who let's just say is not quite the clean freak I am) had a mouse living in her old car (which was in regular use at the time) for several months. She's an animal lover and couldn't bear to evict the little fella. Needless to say, I am in charge of keeping the Z clean! :blush:

 

:lol::lol: ......Dont tell me she used to take a little bit of cheese with her every morning as well :lol:

 

Mouse in car is VERY impressive!!!!

 

 

There seem to be spiders EVERYWHRERE :scare:

 

My cat catches at least one nightly and we are on the 2nd floor :lol:

 

Its that time of year when spiders come in from the cold. We have loads in the house atm. Ive got a full time job throwing them back outside for the missus. I really dont know how she spots them, but if theres a spider in the room she knows about it straight away. She must have some sort of spider sense!

 

Ditto! Mine reckons she can sense them!

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This reminds me of when I moved house earlier in the year and I had a load of old scrap metal at the old house. I say to the missus there is no way im putting that in the zed as it wont fit, let me borrow your car. Shes dead against it as shes worried spiders may be in the metal. I re-assure her its all fine, so take her Peugeot 307 and load it up with 1/2 tonne of scrap.

 

Anyway, week later she opens her car door and there are the cobwebs everywhere, you cant even get into the car to sit down. She goes ape and drags me out of bed to clean them up. I say "ah, its probably only some little spider", open the door on her car and without a word of a lie, the biggest spider ive ever seen drops out onto the driveway and runs off. It was massive - even the cat look scared. The missus promptly sh!t herself and jumped about 8ft before running screaming into the house. My neighbour came running out looking at me as if id just given my missus a slap and theres me standing there in my underwear (having been dragged out of bed) wondering whats going on.

 

I had to hoover that car out 3 times and she still took it to the local hand car wash guys to have them do it twice. Even now she opens the car door slowly in case the spider has relations also living in the car....

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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This reminds me of when I moved house earlier in the year and I had a load of old scrap metal at the old house. I say to the missus there is no way im putting that in the zed as it wont fit, let me borrow your car. Shes dead against it as shes worried spiders may be in the metal. I re-assure her its all fine, so take her Peugeot 307 and load it up with 1/2 tonne of scrap.

 

Anyway, week later she opens her car door and there are the cobwebs everywhere, you cant even get into the car to sit down. She goes ape and drags me out of bed to clean them up. I say "ah, its probably only some little spider", open the door on her car and without a word of a lie, the biggest spider ive ever seen drops out onto the driveway and runs off. It was massive - even the cat look scared. The missus promptly sh!t herself and jumped about 8ft before running screaming into the house. My neighbour came running out looking at me as if id just given my missus a slap and theres me standing there in my underwear (having been dragged out of bed) wondering whats going on.

 

I had to hoover that car out 3 times and she still took it to the local hand car wash guys to have them do it twice. Even now she opens the car door slowly in case the spider has relations also living in the car....

 

lol now that is funny :)

 

I too had a spider living in the drivers side wing mirror of my trusty Ford....sadly i dont think it stuck around when i moved to canada for the 6 months. I come back and its gone! no more cute webs each morning :( i strangely miss it!

 

heres hoping my new Z (refreshly purchased!) doesnt get one - I'll admit i miss it now its gone, but its not the best of pets....but if i do get one, i hope its a friendly one!

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