kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Hi guys and girls, thought i would rant on here cos i feel like ripping someones head off. I've had a really good couple of days. treated the zed to a new exhaust and full service. spent about 4 hours cleaning him with snow foam, cleaned and hoovered all the inside and polishing the exhaust etc. just finishing up blacking the tyres etc. and one of my chavvy neighbours shouts out the window "its only a 350z..." i dont know why but its really annoyed me, i know its only jealousy but there was no need for it. i was minding my own business not causing any harm to anyone. I wouldnt mind but there family has a clapped out kia picanto or something equally shite! rant over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You live next to Clarkson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gball1973 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What a Tw£T. You should organise a static meet/BBQ in your garden to wind him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk3lph Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Jealousy I suspect - I've had "that's a nice Micra that you've got there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Rev the arse off it every morning to wake the dirty, dole, scrounging, Jeremy Kyle watching , turd mongering, wankshafts up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 What a Tw£T. You should organise a static meet/BBQ in your garden to wind him up lol, that is a brilliant idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I know how you feel kevlo. I was detailing my sunset one time and guy and his girlfriend walk past. "Nice car........sh$t colour though" I mean WTF Maybe it's a detailing induced response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 People don't understand car detailing. Most folk think putting the car through the £3.50 car wash is a real treat for the car. It's nothing I'd worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 So this is someone who lives right next to you, and he says that, christ what an utter ****. Sorry but no two ways about it. Get a sticker that says in big letters YES ITS A 350Z WHAT PIECE OF 5HIT DO YOU DRIVE and whack it across his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Mcgoo Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What car does he drive? I don't get that problem because my next door neighbour has a ...........................350z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What car does he drive? I don't get that problem because my next door neighbour has a ...........................350z Hell you must get through some spotted cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 So this is someone who lives right next to you, and he says that, christ what an utter ****. Sorry but no two ways about it. Get a sticker that says in big letters YES ITS A 350Z WHAT PIECE OF 5HIT DO YOU DRIVE and whack it across his house. i know i think thats what wound me up, it wouldnt be so bad if it was just some chav walking past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 ive never seen him drive anything but they have a kia picanto parked outside there house which they use for shopping etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railgun Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 He's just jealous his car doesn't have big ample buttocks to wax. I just said that out loud........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 And there's your answer I suspect "I wouldnt mind but there family has a clapped out kia picanto or something equally shite!" Ignore the tw@t, they're the type that usually respond by doing something stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Tell you what. Be nice and polite and offer him a ride and go to your favourite bit of road........ but put a seat protector on first Then see if opens his mouth again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesypuff Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I would slash his Picanto's tyres, chuck paint stripper on it and smash its windows. When he kicked off tell him its just a shitty Picanto and to chill out. Only kidding of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Tell you what. Be nice and polite and offer him a ride and go to your favourite bit of road........ but put a seat protector on first Then see if opens his mouth again lol, another cracking idea. this forum is so creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Tell you what. Be nice and polite and offer him a ride and go to your favourite bit of road........ but put a seat protector on first Then see if opens his mouth again I did that with the 'it's a hairdressers car' people when I first got the Zed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Mcgoo Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What car does he drive? I don't get that problem because my next door neighbour has a ...........................350z Hell you must get through some spotted cards. I know...but he still hasn't joined the club To be fair, I don't think he gets alot of time for car clubs as he spends most of his time dropping 'presents' for Gadaffi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 er...hate to spoil the party but: he's right, it's only a 350Z. Cheap bit of Jap pig iron with a shoddy interior, dodgy paint, rubbish stock noise and too heavy. We love 'em but it's only a 350Z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Mcgoo Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 er...hate to spoil the party but: he's right, it's only a 350Z. Cheap bit of Jap pig iron with a shoddy interior, dodgy paint, rubbish stock noise and too heavy. We love 'em but it's only a 350Z. Agreed, but would you feel the need to tell someone that, when they obviously love it? He's obviously a knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinggreen Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Ask him if he wants a ride in it as said. When he says yes ask him why afterall its only a 350z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltzinblack Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 er...hate to spoil the party but: he's right, it's only a 350Z. Cheap bit of Jap pig iron with a shoddy interior, dodgy paint, rubbish stock noise and too heavy. We love 'em but it's only a 350Z. Nail on the head. It's a great car, but it IS only a 350Z at the end of the day. It tries to be more special than it is really... but still it's your pride and joy so he's still a **** for insulting it. We all KNOW it's just a cheap japanese imitation of a proper luxury GT/sports car, but that doesn't mean people need to slag it off to your face. Surprising that he said it though. Usually people are pretty impressed by my Z and think it's a lot better than I do, and think it's a lot better than it really is! It's only Porsche drivers who talk down to it haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevlo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 er...hate to spoil the party but: he's right, it's only a 350Z. Cheap bit of Jap pig iron with a shoddy interior, dodgy paint, rubbish stock noise and too heavy. We love 'em but it's only a 350Z. I dont think thats really fair. i can look out my window now and see at least 20 cars parked or on the passing road. I would say that i could do that at any time and safely say that my car is better than 90% of the cars out there. I dont mean that in a snobby way but most people cant afford to buy a 350z let alone run one. I'm proud of my car and wouldnt swap it for many cars that are worth twice as much. having said all that i still spend 4 hours washing my company car which isnt even mine. i cant remember who said it but i think its because most people are stupid and just send them through the local brillo pad car wash machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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