steved Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Someone get the nurse. It seems that I'm out of my secure bed again! Wow f in wee. Only gone and bought a zed!!!! 06 facelift. Mid life crisis complete. Leather trousers adorned (lots of talc powder applied) Amazing how 21 and 16 year old sons have taken an avid interest in what to buy me for fathers day! Worryingly said sons girlfriends are also interested. Help! Any tips on how to sleep until I take delivery of the beast? Thinking of calling her Mel B. Drop dead gorgeous, black, sexy as hell but is likely to kill me!!!!) I'm Nottingham based (well, Mansfield ish) so give me a wave if you see me. (I'll be the terrified looking one hurtling down the A38 at mach 2 shouting 'Mummy!') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 hahaha congrats!! give your son a shot of it lol, i bought my 06 facelift when i was 21, he'll be fine with it (i havent crashed yet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Mcgoo Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Welcome to the club and congratulations on your purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 You sound exited and so you should Welcome to the insane place any friend of Mel B is a friend of mine Lots of good guy Zed owners around your area ....... Taddy Roo Shire Cookbot Ken Rothers Linolnbaggie Chesterfield etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Best intro evar!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Well done, but you might halve the resale value if you call it Mel B. Really you should be calling it Grace........Grace Jones. Soooooooooo much more class than Mel B.....(talentless wonder) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Humpy Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Welcome and enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keyser Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Congrats enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome This car is what a mid life crisis is for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The G Man Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Get one son to buy you an exhaust, Nismo, HKS or the likes and the other to buy you a set of HFC's and if the girlfriends are feeling left out, get them to buy a nice bodykit or some coilovers That's assuming it doesn't already come with them Oh and I've been in a midlife crisis for about 10 years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steved Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Thanks everyone. But it seems I am not the only patient in the ward. Neilp shouldn't be let out without adult supervision if he thinks my 21 year old son is getting within three feet of the drivers seat! He's a lovely boy but he could cut himself folding towels (my son that is. Not Neilp. I've never met him but I am quietly confident that he could manhandle laundry without the loss of too many fingers) And as for Zugara. That person needs the kind of help I can't afford if he thinks I am going to call my zed Grace Jones. If I want that much loonacy in my life I will take up naked lion taming with a pork chop strapped to the wedding tackle. Wife has just suggested that a lamb cutlet will suffice. Strange that. I didn't realise she was Jewish! Will let you know how I get on and how long it will be until a) the doctors say I can start eating solids again and the rozzers take my drivers licence into custody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Best intro evar!!!!!!! +1 I suggest Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol) ... Welcome to the loony bin, sounds like you are going to fit in perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome to the zed world!!! And keep an eye on that speedo. Ive driven / riden a lot of fast things in my time, but the zed seems to have that ability to just cruise at silly speeds without you realising it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome to the Brotherhood of Zed Although I must admit to thinking that Mel B is a moose. The singing one, not your 350! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome to the loony bin, sounds like you are going to fit in perfectly Enjoy the new toy. You do realise we were all quite sane before purchasing our Z's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southernspeed Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome This car is what a mid life crisis is for Seconded!! Welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZedMeister Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Welcome mate, live the dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Thanks everyone. But it seems I am not the only patient in the ward. Neilp shouldn't be let out without adult supervision if he thinks my 21 year old son is getting within three feet of the drivers seat! He's a lovely boy but he could cut himself folding towels (my son that is. Not Neilp. I've never met him but I am quietly confident that he could manhandle laundry without the loss of too many fingers) And as for Zugara. That person needs the kind of help I can't afford if he thinks I am going to call my zed Grace Jones. If I want that much loonacy in my life I will take up naked lion taming with a pork chop strapped to the wedding tackle. Wife has just suggested that a lamb cutlet will suffice. Strange that. I didn't realise she was Jewish! Will let you know how I get on and how long it will be until a) the doctors say I can start eating solids again and the rozzers take my drivers licence into custody hahahaha love it mate! Welcome to the club, you'll need to pop along to some meets. Plenty going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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