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Things you don't say to your Other Half


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Her figure is pretty hot!

 

I like a wealthy woman!

 

Ever thought of having a gastric band fitted?

 

These are true...

 

Why did you just change from 4th to 3rd to 4th to 3rd (My other half did actually do this, I got told off and asked to mind my own business) :blackeye:

 

Just going to clean the car (I won't be seen for 8hours)

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Him - Fancy a quicky?

 

Her - No

 

Him - Mind laying still while I have one?

 

OR (more likely)

 

Him - Fancy a quicky?

 

Her - As opposed to what exactly??????

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Coming home on a Saturday afternoon after the football match.

The house is absolutely immaculate, just like the Z after a days cleaning and detailing and saying "well that must have taken all of an hour what else have you been up to for the rest of the day"

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