Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 you know how we all say "on my last day I'm going to ..." punch so and so, or put laxative in my bosses tea well in reality, like me today, we rarely get to enjoy the last day feeling the way we want. I'm stuck doing loads of work for the next guy... bugger. maybe I'm just too nice, anyone actually gone through with it and wiped their arse on someone else's chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 nope, i loved my last job and was sad to leave, only moved due to relocating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 its never as we dream it to be, like you say it usually ends up with doing paperwork and leaving with an empy feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I had tears when I left my old job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I have never had a job that I was really glad to leave... things have a habit of coming back and biting you eventually anyway... Guy I worked with was a complete **** to his old boss when he left his postion then 4 months later his new boss arrived, you can guess who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 i dont have an empty feeling, its a good feeling, glad to be moving. but i have 9 mins until i finish and i have approx 5 hours work to do in that time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G Man Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 A bit of me says "why bother", leave under a good light, but the other side says, "rim the bosses cup", which on reflection should be carried out on a daily basis The best way to leave would be after a big lottery win or similar, to then drift into the carpark with your new Ferrari/Aston whatever, park in a totally discourtious fashion, go into the bosses office and in front of him, get your knob out and **** all over his desk, zip up, go make yourself a cup of tea and start your days tasks. Do all this while dressed in a smoking jacket and slippers, with a basque on underneath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 "rim the bosses cup", which on reflection should be carried out on a daily basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Enjoy the last day John Where are you off to after you finish again?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 off to work in transmissions off to ZF on tuesday for a tour round, get to drive there im mostly looking forward to breaky on the ferry. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&sourc ... 538086&z=5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I thought from the thread title you were going to kill yourself, very hardcore thread! I've left loads of jobs, I like to move around, I found it difficult but nearly always a relief. I hate a fuss tho and usually try to sneak away. Never done anything cool on my last day tho :-( But hey, you're not dying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hatterjon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When I was 23 I got asked to leave the building on my last day as I sat at my desk and cracked open a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 "rim the bosses cup", which on reflection should be carried out on a daily basis If you have a boss that chews the end of his biro then rim that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIZZMAN Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 When you got to go... you got to go!! Whatever the reason we all move on, nothing ever stays the same. I worked for a company for the best part of twenty years and on leaving realised I would never be in that position again, not because I didn't want to be but for other reasons like age, industry collapse and just .... well it's a long time in one place. Since then I only look at shorter forecasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 My last day today too dog. Only moving into the next room though so i too have been saddled with a full days worth of pointless turd. I cant even rim anyones stationary because i'll still be seeing them on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 My last day today too dog. Only moving into the next room though so i too have been saddled with a full days worth of pointless turd. I cant even rim anyones stationary because i'll still be seeing them on Monday. He's moving into my department and becoming my PA . P didn't you say you would drop a turd on your bosses desk if you won the lottery, literally climb on their desk in front of them and do a number 2?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 haha thats it ricey boy!!!! cleaveland steamer all the way sadly, i am also moving into the next room, only temporarily though as thats where all the test rigs are for that bit of testing but it does indeed mean i have to see the same people again through a window. then i properly move to the other side of the site I get the feeling it isnt the last i see of my old job though, they haven't got a replacement in yet and there is a hell of a lot going on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates haha i did the same to my last place, the managers were on a power trip and treated you like a tiny insignificant tool at every opportunity, every time i get a new car i take it there and say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates I love this Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tez162003 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates I want to do whatever it is you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates I want to do whatever it is you do! Male Escort. I'm fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 I loved leaving my last company. They spent hours upon hours drumming into us that the outside world was a big bad place and that anyone who tried to leave and set up their own company always failed and always came begging for their old job back. They brainwashed everyone into thinking their company was the only way to make a living in our industry. Six months after leaving, I turned up in my Gallardo to say 'hello' to my old work mates I want to do whatever it is you do! could probably get hold of the number of his pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tez162003 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 male escort... I cant give it away, let alone charge for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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