Arkwright Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his business. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big huge prize bull...... With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... " Your badge. Show him your BADGE !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 the only badge he'll be showing it is his rusty sherrifs one badoom chhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Think there might be a moral to this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Think there might be a moral to this story. dont go in fields with bulls in them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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