hoffs350z Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I hear the door bell go at 9am yesterday, just about to leave for work and my downstair neighbour is at the door. " My mrs has hit your car as she was getting out her bay" - WTF??. I tell him ok I'll sort it later. Got out and the front bumper is scratched to bits, massive dints and wing has popped out, the headlight washer that comes out is hanging out and looks kaput.....Gutted! Going in some garage tomorrow to strip down for a quote on his instructions....I've already been for a quote and min £400 plus vat, though he said if the pump for the jet washer is fooked then 561 plus vat...... On a good point, the front bumper was completely full of stone chips, one in particular was massive which i was gonna get sorted anyway - so all being well i'll get it sorted for free......Still, for now, I can't look at her without feeling sick. Rrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinggreen Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 You may need to prepare yourself for a 'sprinkle' attack as well now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 you might want to wear a flame suit for whats on its way too you! Gutted for you all the same though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSet Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Haha, Caroline took the Clio to work today for the first time, not a problem until she couldn't get it into reverse in the car park to come home. She had to ask some guy to show her how to engage reverse gear. A few months ago she actually asked some random bloke to reverse the Zed out of a tight parking spot in the same car park . Having said that, she's actually a pretty decent driver (outside of car parks) . Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i refer you to exibit A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoffs350z Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 Mint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Women drivers of sports cars are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Teach her to park like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Women drivers of sports cars are awesome really? doesnt it just mean they have money and cant park an expensive car thats like making me wear designer clothes, doesnt cha nge the fact i; still fat, but now i'm a fat man in a posh suit. same works for female drivers, just makes them a bad parker in a sports car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu350z Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i refer you to exibit A Rich you are hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 in china they built an entire carpark with wider spaces just for female drivers http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8432887.stm there is no smoke without fire yes there are expceptions to the rule of women who are good drivers, but they are few and far between, same as there are a minority of men who drive like women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Women drivers of sports cars are awesome really? doesnt it just mean they have money and cant park an expensive car thats like making me wear designer clothes, doesnt cha nge the fact i; still fat, but now i'm a fat man in a posh suit. same works for female drivers, just makes them a bad parker in a sports car they can crash it into a wall for all i care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Women drivers of sports cars are awesome really? doesnt it just mean they have money and cant park an expensive car thats like making me wear designer clothes, doesnt cha nge the fact i; still fat, but now i'm a fat man in a posh suit. same works for female drivers, just makes them a bad parker in a sports car rt if your fat you dont need designer clothes you need a diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 oooooh!!! he be angry man now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You may need to prepare yourself for a 'sprinkle' attack as well now. What makes you think that?! Women drivers of sports cars are awesome That was almost a good save. Hoff in all fairness, most women with kids and prams are a nighttttttmareeee! Sounds like could be an expensive fix. Hope your neighbour doesn't try to squirm out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I do hope some of the replies are just a joke to get a reaction...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fee Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Sorry to hear about your bumper... ...but also sorry that you have such a stereotypical view of women drivers... ...I hope you were joking!!! Personally I think it was more likely that the husband pranged your car and blamed the wife...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 At least your neighbour did the honest thing and came round and owned up When you next see her though please refrain, however much you are tempted, to use words like ho and b*tch..............well at least until she has paid up anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Sorry to hear that, but as said before at least they owned up. She probably only hit it because she was either a. very jealous of your car b. so busy enjoying the view of it Most women are extremely good drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Most women are extremely good drivers ROFL that's a good one sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Teach her to park like this Park like that and I will personally let your tyres down, by removing the valve core Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Most women are extremely good drivers ROFL that's a good one sarah You know it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evest Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 When my parked Zed got reversed into - the offending lady said she hadn't seen my car (and didn't feel the bump either by all accounts...)... Eh? The big shiny grey thing dirctly behind you, in broad daylight? She was about 70+ bless her. I ended up feeling like the villain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I hate to say this but most of the time when I see something bad I think i bet it's a bloody woman driver....... Obviously there are good and bad out there but you generally find that the hesitant, dithering, getting in the wrong lane etc are women or old people and the over ambitious, too fast, reckless are blokes. And don't get me started on applying make up and doing your hair in the rear view mirror.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 And don't get me started on applying make up and doing your hair in the rear view mirror.......... Markie just never learns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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