Vik54 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a lean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to o all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bounty78 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 note to myself: don't date a Scottish lassie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 i always thought they only way to tell the difference between a scottish woman and a scottish man was that the scottish women had slightly less facial hair, smaller testicles and bigger boobs but both can pee standing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 note to myself: don't date a Scottish lassie Agreed - seems the ladies down south are far more accommodating.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 this sounds worringly accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Ive got an italian one, equally as firey as the Scots I tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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