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ARE U INSURED FOR SEX ?

 

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies to be contacted for sex insurance .........

 

 

SEX with your wife - Legal & General

 

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

 

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

 

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

 

SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

 

SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

 

SEX in a hurry- Insure & Go

 

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

 

SEX with a transvestite – confused.com

 

SEX with some one different - GoCompare . com

 

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat . com

 

SEX with a larger lady - More Than

 

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

 

SEX with an o.a.p - Saga

 

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege .com

 

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

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