Sarnie Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The United Nations are paying me $8,500,000 in compenstion apparently Just had this ridiculous email: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT,IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK From: Special Envoy to Secretary-General ROY SMITH ATTENTION BENEFICIARY: This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay 50 victims from your country who has being Victims of Internet scam .The United Nations has decided to pay you $8,500,000 USD (Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payment of your $8,500,000 USD compensation funds. We have been having a meeting for the past Seven months which ended Three days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS in the person of Mr. Kofi Anna. This email is to all the people that have been scammed or extorted money from because of your contract payment execution any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$8.5.MILLON This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems or irregularities etc. We found your email in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed by the United Nations Board of Directors and Trustees. You have to contact Pastor Henry Green, our payment agent in West Africa, as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative in West Africa, contact him immediately for your cheque US$8.5.MILLON This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose. He will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Send a copy of your response to official email: SECURITY & FINACIAL CONTACT AGENT: Pastor Henry Green EMAIL: unp_centre11@administrativos.com TEL: 23470-8225-9786 You are advised to send your communication particulars, Full names Age Telephone Fax numbers Mailing Address Occupation Marrital Status Your Company Name And Address Contact Pastor Henry Green immediately for your Cashier Cheque. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place for the sake of humanity. Give him your File Reference (RE-1077-V) and you are free to contact him via telephone number which he will provide to you upon the receipt of your email. Best Regards, Yours Faithfully, Mr. Kofi Anna Secretary United Nations West Africa General Roy Smith. (Financial Officer)United Nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Should be able to get a good ragtop for that Sarnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 Veyron Roadster I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 is it me or has mr kofi spelt his own name wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 350Z Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Wow, get your particulars, including full banking details sent to them straight away!!!!! You don't want to miss out on such an opportunity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 is it me or has mr kofi spelt his own name wrong +1 Its Kofi Annan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinggreen Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Not entirely sure but I think this may be a scam. Contact Kofi Anan for compensation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Indeed, and he offered me much more than that, just waiting for the funds now is it me or has mr kofi spelt his own name wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I got that same email...... *wonders what he will spend his $8.5M on......* See ya later suckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I never have any luck!!!! Anybody want to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 is there anyway of carpet bombing the email return address with spam and viruses? nice to actually send something worth while to western africa give them some of their own medicine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 TBH, as heart touching as the letter is, I think Kofi needs to sack his PA...the grammar is appauling and is clearly not up to the standards we'd expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've lost count of the number of similar offers I had before I changed my email a/c TBH, as heart touching as the letter is, I think Kofi needs to sack his PA...the grammar is appauling and is clearly not up to the standards we'd expect. Don't think you would get the job either with your spelling and punctuation (Not that mine is any better ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I love these emails.....I always try to engage them in as much dialogue as I can to waste their time. He'll probably buy your car off you too if you ask nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 I get bloody loads of these every week. I get loads offerring my viagra too! I may have instigated those ones though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 If your email setup allows it, set up an auto forwarding rule to send the Viagra and Paypai emails to them also the HSBC , LloydsTSB etc etc !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 TBH, as heart touching as the letter is, I think Kofi needs to sack his PA...the grammar is appauling and is clearly not up to the standards we'd expect. no u in appalling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 TBH, as heart touching as the letter is, I think Kofi needs to sack his PA...the grammar is appauling and is clearly not up to the standards we'd expect. no u in appalling classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Another one tonight: Hello, I am Mr. Ma Guang Lu, I have a business proposal of $17,300.000.00 USD, for you to handle with me from my bank. If interested, please send me your full contact details and after that I shall provide you with more details of the business. Regards, Mr.Ma Guang Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Another one tonight: Hello, I am Mr. Ma Guang Lu, I have a business proposal of $17,300.000.00 USD, for you to handle with me from my bank. If interested, please send me your full contact details and after that I shall provide you with more details of the business. Regards, Mr.Ma Guang Lu Damn you You get all the luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I've found out who sent you the email sarnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sarnie Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 I must be a really lucky boy: OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSEFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT GARKI-ABUJA NIGERIA. markpercy@att.net Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your Ref THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT. SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR INTERNATIONAL DRAFT FOR THE FIRST INSTALMENT PAYMENT. THIS IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,GOODLUCK JONATHAN (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.(FEDERAL BEAREAU OF INVESTIGATION) THE INTERNATIONAL DRAFT YOU WILL CASH AT ANY BANK IN YOUR COUNTRY.WE HAVE THIS DRAFT INSURED AND HAS ALL LEGAL DOCUMENT WHEN YOUR BANK CALL THE ISSUING BANK.THEY WILL CONFIRM THE LEGITIMACY OF THIS INTERNATIONAL DRAFT.YOU SHOULD CONTACT THE PAYMENT OFFICER BELOW WHO WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FIRST INSTALMENT PAYMENT. NAME:Dr Mark Percy EMAIL :markpercy@att.net AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION: 1. YOUR FULL NAME: 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER: 3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT YOUR DRAFT SHIP TO: 4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION: THE INTERNATIONAL DRAFT HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD 2.5MILLION AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2010. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (BDRAFT-822) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE PAYMENT OFFICER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT. KINDEST REGARDS, Sen. David Mark SENATE PRESIDENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 can you imagine how many i get having my akaridesigns email in the public domain only issue is, if i alter it so its not right then people may not email it correctly here is a sample: You won 500,000.00POUNDS Pepsi promo,name,Age,Sex,Country,Occupation,Phone,Address you can see with this one that they really tried hard with it, thats actually the whole email here is another one that lots of hard work has gone into Claim 750,000.00 GBP in the Gnld New year Promo 2011 Send name country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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