Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 For anyone who feels that people who 'Cruise' (and not in the George Michael manner) should be rounded up and burnt. This may well be my 'Requiem'.......to be read in the style of the classic 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana Load up on fuel and bring your friends We like to slide, around the bends She's been bored out and slammed right low Oh no ,I fitted a Pe-co {chorus} Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! With our lights out, in a car park My windows tinted , ill-egally dark 200 brake horse, talk out my anus Chav girls are here to, entertain us Install a Peco, riding real low, selling cheap blow, One day I’ll sell snow Yeah!! Looking worse is what I do best In knock off Bur-berry I’m dressed My horsy power has grown much larger Since buy-ing an, ebay supercharger {chorus} Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Public opinion, is that we’re gay-lords Do all our modding, in Ripspeed Hal-fords Got a vest on, am I bi-curious? Think that I’m in , Fast and Furious Mine has 5 doors, it’s the mother-in-laws, and when I stuff it , Cut free by the jaws (of life) Yeah!! And I forget just why I mod Oh yeah, so I can outrun Plod You scowl at it, but its hard to loath her Could be worse,I could drive a Nova ........fade out to much bouncing around and guitars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 i actually had to write you a reply song for your crazyness in the off topic area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 That's pretty good... Im guessing this is all from experience? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 That's pretty good... Im guessing this is all from experience? ;-) Thankfully as close as I got was chavving up my M reg 1.4 Seat Ibiza........bright blue seat covers all round........the shame Thinking about it my car was go crapply modded I probably wasn't even cool enough to hang with the chavs in the cruising scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ricey you have far too much spare time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 ricey you have far too much spare time I'm not entirely convinced work would refer to it as spare but it stops me literally snapping a chair leg off and clubbing the various idiots I encounter on a daily basis to death. And I quote from a meeting with a very senior manager; Senior "..........so how can we put a backstop in to stop people making mistakes." Department Manager " well we can't.......some things just can't be governed like that" Senior " could we not employ someone to sit next to them and point out when they do something wrong" Department Manager "...........you want me to employ someone to sit next to the account manager to point out when they do something wrong" Senior " Yes........" ..........tumbleweed rolls passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Thank you for inspiring me Ricey.... not sure everyone else will agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Thank you for inspiring me Ricey.... not sure everyone else will agree The pupil has become the master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ricey you have far too much spare time I'm not entirely convinced work would refer to it as spare but it stops me literally snapping a chair leg off and clubbing the various idiots I encounter on a daily basis to death. And I quote from a meeting with a very senior manager; Senior "..........so how can we put a backstop in to stop people making mistakes." Department Manager " well we can't.......some things just can't be governed like that" Senior " could we not employ someone to sit next to them and point out when they do something wrong" Department Manager "...........you want me to employ someone to sit next to the account manager to point out when they do something wrong" Senior " Yes........" ..........tumbleweed rolls passed. you've got to be joshing me is it the senior is that retarded; or are the staff that bloody useless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 I can't even begin to explain how backward our company (part of one of the largest in the world I might add) has become......they're actually devolving us back into pond algae. Basically the least experienced employee has maybe 5 years industry experience and in this day and age beat off 10 candidates to get the job..........out of a department of 30 people 2 passed their QC for the whole month. .....and rather than admit that the moronic processes they've put in place are crazy to the point of being laughable they make suggestions like 'lets employ someone to sit next to these guys and poke them with a stick'. For some reason an entire company of intelligent people was generally shook about and anyone who floated to the top in a senior position with any common sense got binned off and replaced with people who prefer to hitch a ride up the career ladder in someone's rectal cavity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Crazeeee but not confined to your industry I'm afraid ............ box ticking is the new management process that's sweeping the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 those last 2 posts have made me laugh travelling up the corporate ladder in a rectal cavity is f'ing genius and box ticking as a managment style. i thought teaching had its issues; but i'm kind of glad to be in my air tight sealed public sector box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 No chance mate........give it 10 years and there'll be no such thing as giving a kid a grade because it might damage their 'emotional development'.......it'll be 'A's all round and no one will know feck all. Hit this link - buy the book - its basically a bible for how the world will be in 15 years...........considering its supposed to be a fictional comedy its chillingly accurate. http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/3156 ... r=bookall& Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 For posterity Bad is the new good. In the not too distant future the European Union enacts its most far reaching human rights legislation ever. The incompetent have been persecuted for too long. After all it's not their fault they can't do it right, is it? So it is made illegal to sack or otherwise discriminate against anyone for being incompetent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 For posterity Bad is the new good. In the not too distant future the European Union enacts its most far reaching human rights legislation ever. The incompetent have been persecuted for too long. After all it's not their fault they can't do it right, is it? So it is made illegal to sack or otherwise discriminate against anyone for being incompetent oh how true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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