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The Moderator Song


Ricey

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Completing my trilogy of 'bored in work' songs is a ditty that could spell the end of young Riceys tenure in the forum..........I did try and vet it before posting but MartMac left before reading his PM and after 2 hours of writing it I can't wait any longer!

 

I'm sure it'll be read by those concerned as its intended (a joke) and give a couple of laughs in this cheery season of festiveness.........alternatively it'll be immediately consigned to the Green Room and I'll be banned back into the fiery pits of hell!

 

.....just for the sucking up record I think being a Mod is a fairly thankless job and the atmos in this forum is fantastic and is a credit to those who police it............anyway - here is your song!

 

To be read with the tune of 'Firestarter' by Prodigy in your head!

 

I'm a Mod-or-ator, banning instigator.

I'm the fear aflictor, o-fensive post dele-tor....yeah!

 

If you mess with the Be-vis, your ban will be grievous

Neo's an Admin-is-trator, twisted Admin-is-trator……yeah!

 

He is Martin-Mac , cross him - he'll bust a cap…..yeah!

Yeah, Shires the pain you tasted, Mikeys intoxicated

 

My name is E-Ko-Na, in my Germanic car........yeah!

Chester will shut your doors, they've cuffed up Huskys paws

 

H5 removed the rights, of Dave cos he wore tights.....yeah!

Chris's name is in Red, don't mess with Ebized

 

There is a Lin-con Baggie, kicks off if we talk slaggy........yeah

Neo's cracks heads too, tag teams with Scottish Stew

 

We are mod-or-ators, twisted mod-or-ators,

We will bust up your taters, feed em to the Admini-strators.....yeah!

 

We are mod-or-ators, twisted mod-or-ators,

Your are the trouble-makeors, twisted trouble-makeors

.........ors.......osr........ors

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Right one about yourself now Ricey.

 

Has your missus been hogging the ps3 controllers all week or something or has it been a quiet week at work

 

I'll have to do some research on songs that rhyme with 'fail' as it tends to crop up often in my automotive/DIY endeavours.

 

I've not had a sniff of the PS3 controllers since I forced her to play COD last Xmas.......25 days logged later and I can't get a look in. She's bought Black Ops now so I've got no chance!

 

........I just have to sit in the corner quietly and write songs :cry::lol:

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Hmmm 2 songs and 2 mentions... should I be worried? :kissing:

 

Actually you must of missed the Green Room'd song because you feature quite heavily in that one too!!

 

You just happen to be in possession of a rather eclectic mix of eccentricity's and therefore provide an untold wealth of material! :lol: ......that and the fact I like the picture of you in tights :cloud9:

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Hmmm 2 songs and 2 mentions... should I be worried? :kissing:

 

Actually you must of missed the Green Room'd song because you feature quite heavily in that one too!!

 

You just happen to be in possession of a rather eclectic mix of eccentricity's and therefore provide an untold wealth of material! :lol: ......that and the fact I like the picture of you in tights :cloud9:

 

I have seen that too...

 

You are a bad man :nono:

 

:notworthy:

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