Ricey Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Failed and put my other masterpiece straight in the Green Room like a good boy (which in fairness was where it belonged!).........so I've created another work of art which is far less rude and abusive. Not sure it'll pass muster for meeting the 'quality standard' for an off topic thread but if not I'm not it'll find a home next to its broter in the Green Room! (To be read with the tune of Jingle Bells in your head otherwise it wont make sense!) Dashing through the snow In a Nissan three fifty zed Into ditches we go Screaming all the way Bearings in axles ring Your ears are playing tricks Newbie post ‘what is this noise!?’ We all say ‘PM Z–Man –Alex’ Oh driiiifting, driiiifting, Drifting all the way Oh what fun it is in here Until the atmos turns all gay Driiiifting, driiifting Drifting all the way Were all experts in the art Of applying wax and clay A day or 2 ago, I thought I’d take a ride, And soon I realised, that if I hit the gas She would start to slide, I nearly hit a spin! Couldn’t handle the lack of grip Whos given Spursmadave a whip? He’ll have it wrapped round Doogyrevs tip Oh pop-charging, up-reving, Plenums all the way. Oh what fun this forum is, Entertaining all of the day, Re-mapping, lowering, Nismo is so passé I think I’ve lost my mind in work Now its time to go home and play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 is your last name Lennon or McCartney ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Do I get royalties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Do I get royalties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Mate, these lyrics you come up with should be in Hallmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Do I get royalties? Given the number of mentions you got in the song banished to the green room I think we can strike up a deal should it get released and goes platinum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Do I get royalties? Given the number of mentions you got in the song banished to the green room I think we can strike up a deal should it get released and goes platinum I hear the Cheeky Girls might be involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Theres a good chance it'll end up in the west end too with boy George playing dave and the dog from Britains got talent as husky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 thats brilliant loved this line and my reaction entertained the office Until the atmos turns all gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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