Ebized Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when It bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XX P.S. Your girlfriend phoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 P.S. Your girlfriend phoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 At least the moped managed to avoid the brunt of the accident. If I was the wife, I'd probably pack my bags and leave straight away!! If my Mrs did that to my Zed, let alone a Ferrari I'd be stringing her up alive!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I know a guy who this happened to! His wife had a Volvo XC90 and she drove all over his girlfriends sports car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 I know a guy who this happened to! His wife had a Volvo XC90 and she drove all over his girlfriends sports car! What was your girfriend's name Lee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Much more satisfying way of exacting revenge than sewing prawns in his curtains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Wow, is it 2002 all over again?! *runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R35LEE Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Hey it wasn't me! I would never **** a woman off like that. I think women are awsome when it comes to revenge though! Very calculating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 just goes to prove women can;t drive ducks and runs for cover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 That will buff out if you have a megs DA buffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulie Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 just goes to prove women can;t drive ducks and runs for cover http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp It was a HE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 just goes to prove women can;t drive ducks and runs for cover http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp It was a HE ! teenage lads = the same as female drivers; both are useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Yup thats exactly what my mrs would do to my zed if she thought i had a bit on the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 It probably takes a bit of skill to get a 4x4 ontop of another car I don't rise to 'female' driver comments anymore - reaaallly not worth my energy Most of the real men I know find it much more fun to play me at my own game behind the wheel Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed Ahh how well u know her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 It probably takes a bit of skill to get a 4x4 ontop of another car I don't rise to 'female' driver comments anymore - reaaallly not worth my energy Most of the real men I know find it much more fun to play me at my own game behind the wheel Jay - Laura wuld eat your balls for breakfast and then make you watch while she slowly peeled that wrap off the zed vik i accept there are exceptions to the the rule, and you Vik are one of them. its just a shame the majority of your sex let you all down by being so bloody useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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