Arkwright Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 fell out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me £20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Malcolmpaul Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Nice one Arkwright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkwright Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 I don't play golf but my eyes are still watering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRead Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I won't be peeing through any fences next time i play golf!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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