Is my rear an fing magnet????

[Zugara]

Well this really get me annoyed, it was -4 this morning, and needless to say i was driving with extreme caution, leaving chunders of gap to the car in front of me, thus giving myself plenty of time to slow/stop in an emergency is it was required.

 

But the STUPID woman in her mini was so attracted to my ass, (yes Dave, I know its smooth ) i actually couldtd see her headlights.

 

What posesses these stupid w4nkers to drive so fricking close when, quite clearly there is a high possibility of ice on the roads and things can go wrong really quickly. This annoyed me so much, when we stopped at a T junction, I actually got out of the car, and had a "quite" word in this stupid womans ear, I must have had my harry potter cloak on, or she didnt realise she could look out of her side window, not once did she look at me, you know, hands firmly grasping the steering wheel, blank look straight ahead!

 

Is there some driving cult, that likes to drive right up your ass when its Icy OR WHAT?

 

It really does my head in

[stanski]

Agree mate what I normally do in that situation is slow down to annoy them - they normally get fed up and overtake!

[nixy]

That's my personal annoyance as well. People who have no idea about RWD and think you are just driving slow for some bizarre reason......... Or like the other day YET AGAIN - someone putting mascara on in the rear view mirror while creeping up to the back of your car not looking where they are going.......ugh.....

[Ruddles]

+1

 

Had this all week so far, I wait until we start going up a hill, then stop

[Will370z]

My dad had a rather unique and unnerving solution to this problem. If he saw anyone was right up his backside he would use the handbrake.......

[Vik54]

My dad had a rather unique and unnerving solution to this problem. If he saw anyone was right up his backside he would use the handbrake.......

 

My only real experience of road rage was when I did that to an Audi TT a few years back on the A9 - he'd basically been in my boot for about 5 miles and I had nowhere to go as we were stuck in a line of traffic When he finally got past me he stayed alongside me for a good few seconds gesticulating until another car came the other way and he had to get in - was a bit

[Zugara]

My dad had a rather unique and unnerving solution to this problem. If he saw anyone was right up his backside he would use the handbrake.......

 

 

I used too stamp on the brakes. But not willing to do that in my car now.....

It bugs me they wont acknowledge you when you get out of the car.

[Beavis]

And another reason for getting a shed and leaving the zed tucked up in the garage during the winter months

[glrnet]

She probably thought if she got close enough she could make your zorst quieter

[glrnet]

She knew she was wrong mate

 

My dad had a rather unique and unnerving solution to this problem. If he saw anyone was right up his backside he would use the handbrake.......

 

 

I used too stamp on the brakes. But not willing to do that in my car now.....

It bugs me they wont acknowledge you when you get out of the car.

[rtbiscuit]

i've had the same in snow with the back of my car weaving left to right, and yet still some moronic ignoramus was planted firmly up the rear of my exhaust.

 

on the same drive i also watched people useing brakes to go on to a snow covered roundabout and then slide uncontrolably into oncoming traffic.

 

there is a very large hole in our driver training that actually teaches people how to drive.

[Zugara]

She probably thought if she got close enough she could make your zorst quieter

 

 

I think she was trying to get into the zorst to see what i had for breakfast....

[Zugara]

My dad had a rather unique and unnerving solution to this problem. If he saw anyone was right up his backside he would use the handbrake.......

 

 

Was that to stop the car, or wrap it round their heads?

[Ricey]

It bugs me they wont acknowledge you when you get out of the car.

 

I've never understood why people do that either.......I mean if a psychotic bloke jumped out of his car at a junction ran up to my window and started wildly gesticulating the internationally recognised sign language for 'I'm going to staple your tits you to your forehead you blind, inconsiderate son of a whore' and hollaring general abuse about said driving style.......I'd have my window straight down to understand what the poor fellow queries and concerns were

 

Poor cow probobly soiled the seat and froze like a rabbit......

[Zugara]

It bugs me they wont acknowledge you when you get out of the car.

 

I've never understood why people do that either.......I mean if a psychotic bloke jumped out of his car at a junction ran up to my window and started wildly gesticulating the internationally recognised sign language for 'I'm going to staple your tits you to your forehead you blind, inconsiderate son of a whore' and hollaring general abuse about said driving style.......I'd have my window straight down to understand what the poor fellow queries and concerns were

 

Poor cow probobly soiled the seat and froze like a rabbit......

 

I think it might have been the ice pick that scared her!

I didnt really have the head on, just blew my safety valve.....

[yankeesiter]

Funnily enough, I suggested to my wife this morning that if she wasn't going to overtake the Vauxhall Corsa in front, being driven at 36mph in a 60, that she should drop back a bit to save all the salt, mud and crud going through the radiator of her KA.

[spursmaddave]

In the bad snow earlier this year I had a woman in a crappy hatchback behind me WAY too close and everytime I looked in the mirror she was turned around shouting at her kids in the back seat that and everytime she pulled forward too far a slid towards my rear end

 

Worst drive home ever, 10 miles and took 3 hours... luckily I am a laid back kind of guy and did not get stressed...

 

Yeah right