Sniffer

[Jackal]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when

another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever

in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at

the dog and asks why the dog

is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and

that the dog is a "Sniffing dog." His name is Sniffer and he's the best

there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The

plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this.

He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and

finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds.

Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm..

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That woman is

in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the

authorities will apprehend her when we land." "Say, that's pretty neat"

replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs

about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and

this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man

is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the

police." "I like it!" says his seat mate. The agent then told Sniffer to

"search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,

sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into

the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man is

really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a

well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "What's going

on?"

 

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"