CONDOM SALES

[Liam's Z]

>Something to make you laugh regarding promoting the sale of condoms!

Food for thought! LOL!

 

 

>Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own

>condoms

>but

>

>kept the same tag-lines...

>

>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

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>Tesco Condoms - every little helps

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>Nike Condoms - Just do it

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>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

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>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

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>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

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>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

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>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

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>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

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>Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

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>Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

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>Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

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>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

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>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

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>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

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>**** Condoms - no comment required

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>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

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>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the

>hardwork

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>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

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>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

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>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

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>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

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>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

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>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

>minutes

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>Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

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>Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

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>Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

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>Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

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>AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service

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>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

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>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)