Frogs

[Liam's Z]

A young blonde, Anne, goes to her local pet store in search of an

exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of

live frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete

instructions."

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.

She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the

instructions."

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As

soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the

instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is

specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the

frog to do what he has been trained to do.

 

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise

nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at

this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of

the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call

the pet store."

So, the blonde calls the pet store.

The man says, "I'll be right over."

Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything

according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly

into its eyes and sternly says:

"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more

time!"