steve_b Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Two men from Dundee were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a Haggis. She gasped and gagged, and one Scot turned to the other and said, "That little burd is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Scottish hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the bottom. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of Haggis and began to breathe on her own. The Scot sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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