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Nelson Mandella in China


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Nelson Mandella moves to China.

One morning his doorbell rings.

He answers the door to a little Chinese guy with a pile of tyres pointing to a clipboard saying-

"Harro, dewiverly, prease sign"

Mr Mandella replies

"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong address"

 

Next day, same thing happens.

DING DONG....Opens the door and same guy with a pile of brake discs

"Harro, dewiverly, prease sign"

Mandella again politely says

"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong address"

 

Next morning.

DING DONG

"Harro, dewiverly, pree" Mandella irately interrupts

"I TOLD YOU.....YOU GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS!" :rant:

 

The little Chinese guy looks confused and replies

"But everlybordy terra me you isa NISSAN MAINDEALER"

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