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Some jokes. NSFW


350zStephen

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Greggs have jumped n the band wagon and are cashing in on their new pastry snack. It's thick as f*ck, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 49p. I had one, it was mighty spicy and nearly blew my head off.

 

 

Two Glaswegian nuns are in a car when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. Then un behnd the wheel screamed at her friend " show him your cross!"

The nun leans out the window and shouts "Get tae f*ck ya prick or i'll boot yir baws".

 

 

I banged my head last night so I put some margerine on it. Woke up this morning and I can't believe its not better!

 

 

Women! They just dont have a sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper.

 

 

Got to adire Emile Heskey. He has a disasterous World Cup, comes home, puts on a frock and wins the womens title at Wimbledon.

 

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