350zStephen Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Greggs have jumped n the band wagon and are cashing in on their new pastry snack. It's thick as f*ck, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 49p. I had one, it was mighty spicy and nearly blew my head off. Two Glaswegian nuns are in a car when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. Then un behnd the wheel screamed at her friend " show him your cross!" The nun leans out the window and shouts "Get tae f*ck ya prick or i'll boot yir baws". I banged my head last night so I put some margerine on it. Woke up this morning and I can't believe its not better! Women! They just dont have a sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper. Got to adire Emile Heskey. He has a disasterous World Cup, comes home, puts on a frock and wins the womens title at Wimbledon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Women! They just dont have a sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper. made me giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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