neo Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 just had a servere weather warning - a complete shower of $hit is coming back from africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?" She replies "£37.50" He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?" She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?"She replies "£37.50" He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?" She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs" Not really a footy fan but tell me Vik ............ How are Scotland doing in said competition ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?"She replies "£37.50" He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?" She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs" Not really a footy fan but tell me Vik ............ How are Scotland doing in said competition ? Hugh...honey...I am English and I don't follow footie I just thought it was a funny joke take a chill pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M9O OEY Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 arseholes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 arseholes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Apparently David Blane is furious that his record of doing f*ck all in a box for 40 days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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