Vik54 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 "APPLY IN PERSON" If you have big t#ts, the jobs yours. "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain that way by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" Buy your own uniform. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" You will be six months behind schedule on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Seven days a week. "DUTIES WILL VARY" If it's a sh#t job, guess who will have to do it?! "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control. "CAREER-MINDED" You must be able to crawl to the boss. "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We've filled the job internally; the advert is a legal formality. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You will need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" It's a mess here. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You will be doing the boss's job but not for the same sallery. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Do what you're told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 These four points have allowed me to perfectly describe my job role! "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" You will be six months behind schedule on your first day. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You will need it to replace three people who just left. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You will be doing the boss's job but not for the same sallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 I just noticed the spelling on 'salary' - that teach me to copy and paste and not read...where's the spelling police? Hugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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