Cragus Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ! 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattbowey Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 lol, brilliant, might send this to the ex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. Never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattbowey Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. Never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's a goodun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt L Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 holy thread revival batman.... but still @ all of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.. its funny becasue its true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Just ask them to bring back the success of marriage thread and you will see that everything you say is futile! Isn't that right Vik? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky370z Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 i totally agree with number 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 nixy we already worked this out over the 3 threads, women are inferior to men so just live with it. why else would we earn more for the same job if it wasn't for the fact that we're just generally better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 sent this to a "couple" of people at work, we use google mail, google mail selected what it thought was an appropriate mailing list to send it to. I await redundancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky370z Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 nixy we already worked this out over the 3 threads, women are inferior to men so just live with it. why else would we earn more for the same job if it wasn't for the fact that we're just generally better. oh crap! there is gonna be fireworks. in my best harry hill voice............... FIIIIIIIGGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Just ask them to bring back the success of marriage thread and you will see that everything you say is futile! Isn't that right Vik? is in the green room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bounty78 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I actually agree with most of them myself despite it being OLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Just had to refer back to this - and I was right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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