Wonderful Frank Feldman

[jim]

Apologies if this is a repost, but I thought it was worth sharing......

 

 

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets

into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like

Frank.'

 

Passenger: 'Who?'

 

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the

time - like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like

that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

 

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

 

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have

won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like

an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have

heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

 

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.'

 

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered

everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and

which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I

change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman,

could do everything right.'

 

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

 

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid

traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But

Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman

and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was

in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly

polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one

could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

 

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

 

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank; he died and I married his

bloody wife!'

[maz0]

Haha

 

Nice one, shame it would cost me about a fiver to text.

[rtbiscuit]

[rich5259]