Simon+Kat Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 The missus just got home from work in the Z, comes through the door beaming, says 'oooh i feel all excited now, just been doing about * large number!* mph on the way home, didn't realise until a car in the fast lane was suddenly RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!'.......bless her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadwick Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 and women drivers are ment to be the safe ones lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maz0 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Nice! Cant beat a woman with a lead foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 she should look out for unmarked police on the M3 but I don't think their Skodas can keep up with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 she should look out for unmarked police on the M3 but I don't think their Skodas can keep up with her Maybe should have added that she was using a private dual carriageway to get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon+Kat Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 I should add that when i'm driving, as we go from 70 to 71mph she starts bracing her legs in the footwell and her hands against the roof, dash etc, sweating and muttering and swearing under her breath! and if i dont come to a complete halt before negotiating a bend, the violence begins!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I should add that when i'm driving, as we go from 70 to 71mph she starts bracing her legs in the footwell and her hands against the roof, dash etc, sweating and muttering and swearing under her breath! and if i dont come to a complete halt before negotiating a bend, the violence begins!!! We all do that! I'm fine as long as i'm in control but a nightmare in the other seat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I should add that when i'm driving, as we go from 70 to 71mph she starts bracing her legs in the footwell and her hands against the roof, dash etc, sweating and muttering and swearing under her breath! and if i dont come to a complete halt before negotiating a bend, the violence begins!!! We all do that! I'm fine as long as i'm in control but a nightmare in the other seat! poor markie - but as you get older so you develop the ability to switch off from the groans, deep breaths, feet going through the footwells....etc etc. Its just a pain having to keep mending the 4 holes in each side of the passenger seat after each drive that I find a nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 actually when Markie visits i usually drive but when he does drive I feel quite ok with him - must be his feminine side! Anyone else - forget it! I'm a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 hahaha reminds me of lucy, when she drives she thinks shes bloody colin macrae, but if i drive i have to keep it to grandad pace or i get shouted at. i like to do it for fun even though i know the reaction think of it as therapy training, and she has got better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Never a good idea to post figures on an open forum bud, you never know whio is watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon+Kat Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 Hmmmmmm, true... i think it was just imaginary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 How the hell do you do 130 leptons without realising it?! That's driving idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Keepin it up for the girrrrlz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 How the hell do you do 130 leptons without realising it?! That's driving idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1xtyn1n3 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 The missus just got home from work in the Z, comes through the door beaming, says 'oooh i feel all excited now, just been doing about +++ on the way home, didn't realise until a car in the fast lane was suddenly RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!'.......bless her. My gf keeps asking when she can have a drive of the z. She is slowly accepting that I'm not going to let it happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsoulby Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 last time i made the mistake of letting the ex drive the car, she reversed it into a car opposite our house, couldnt even get off the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nice! Cant beat a woman with a lead foot! You can you know. You just need a REALLY long stick or the ability to catch her first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 i reckon Jayne is the one with the big stick - or even cattle prod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 i reckon Jayne is the one with the big stick - or even cattle prod! Her thumb keeps me in check enough to be honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiemonster Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Taking the gf on the Wales run, could be a few arguements a long the way. If you want to know which one i am ill have the bruises on my arm and the pinch marks on my leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynerrr Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Keepin it up for the girrrrlz Never a problem for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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