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A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept claimed he was not paying

proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

 

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

 

"Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a

week plus free room and board.

 

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.

 

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around

here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every

Saturday night."

 

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

 

"That would be me," replied the rancher.

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  • 2 weeks later...
Old ones always the best :p

 

Doesn't apply to women though!

 

Sometimes :teeth:

 

Nah. :thumbdown:

 

Old, rich ones :thumbs:

 

Still old :thumbdown: Baggy skin :thumbdown:

 

I didnt mean that old, What are you MAD ?? :scare:

 

Good fun making there teeth rattle :ninja:

 

Sarnie, you're just wrong!!! :scare:

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