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I was doing garden work after the storm last weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake anywhere.

 

 

 

I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

 

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

 

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

 

 

 

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

 

I repeated the gestures, "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

 

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

 

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

 

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

 

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

 

She replies, .

(scroll down, it's worth it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

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