Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Me and Mrs T have been having a discussion as to whats an acceptable way of wetting the baby's head. ie ' Going for a drink to celebrate birth of bambino Tarmac'. She is pretty easy going but she does think its a bit of a pi$$ take for blokes to wet the babies head. Especially as some of my mates have said to go to Newcastle for a night out, I live in Derby. What do you lot think is an acceptable way of celebrating without taking the pi$$ too much ? PS I already tried Vegas but she's seen 'The Hangover' so that was a categoric NO !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Me and Mrs T have been having a discussion as to whats an acceptable way of wetting the baby's head. ie ' Going for a drink to celebrate birth of bambino Tarmac'. She is pretty easy going but she does think its a bit of a pi$$ take for blokes to wet the babies head. Especially as some of my mates have said to go to Newcastle for a night out, I live in Derby. What do you lot think is an acceptable way of celebrating without taking the pi$$ too much ? PS I already tried Vegas but she's seen 'The Hangover' so that was a categoric NO !!! spot of tea and Cake in the afternoon at Betty's http://www.bettys.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiemonster Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Night out in Newcastle BUT then say the following day you will invite both families over for a lunch and drink that you will prepare or at least help prepare. Cant really complain at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Wetting the babies head should be local in my opinion..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 i agree with Stew, its usually a local thing done almost immediately after the birth by dad and his mates while the other half is still in hospital and not waiting at home with a rolling pin! I'm afraid you've missed the boat now Tarmac and have to wait for the christening if you have one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 i agree with Stew, its usually a local thing done almost immediately after the birth by dad and his mates while the other half is still in hospital and not waiting at home with a rolling pin! I'm afraid you've missed the boat now Tarmac and have to wait for the christening if you have one! Do you know what, I think I agree with you. I think its daft planning a big night out somewhere. I did actually agree with the missus when she said its a pissss take. I dont actually want to go any where far, I just wasnt sure what everyone elses thoughts were. Im going out for a few hours this saturday for my mates bday at a local real ale boozer, im gonna have 3 or 4 pints of stella and a celebratory cigar and then im gonna come home and see my family and that can be the head wetting Then next weekend its town, casino then strip club Muha ha ha ha ( Just kidding about the last bit ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 seems like you made your decision, but thats what i would have said. down your local for a few jars and a cigar, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 i thought wetting the babies head was a method to induce child birth..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 i thought wetting the babies head was a method to induce child birth..? Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 i thought wetting the babies head was a method to induce child birth..? Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style. nah, with hot curry and doggy style im sure your thinking about the wrong hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 i thought wetting the babies head was a method to induce child birth..? Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style. nah, with hot curry and doggy style im sure your thinking about the wrong hole There is no wrong hole, they are both fun to use in an appropriate responsible way as long as you have consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 i thought wetting the babies head was a method to induce child birth..? Nope young Padewan, I think you are getting confused with Hot curry and Doggy style. nah, with hot curry and doggy style im sure your thinking about the wrong hole There is no wrong hole, they are both fun to use in an appropriate responsible way as long as you have consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 tarmac are you booked in for the hotel in wales yet? i am and i'm bringing the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted January 19, 2010 Author Share Posted January 19, 2010 tarmac are you booked in for the hotel in wales yet? i am and i'm bringing the wife No, im a bit in the air with the Wales thing at the mo, Im not sure whether the baby will be old enough to be left at home for the weekend by then, im pretty sure they have to be at least two or something before you can leave them unsupervised but I will double check. As she is breast feeding I think both of them need to be together and as they wont both fit in the Zed it will prolly mean I will have to come on my own.... There lies the problem .... the missus is not too keen on me staying away from home with some people ive met on the internet. She thinks that you might all be nutters that want to bum rape me, steal my zed and leave me in the middle of nowhere with just my Timberlands on !!!! or , she will think I am having an affair, obviously neither is gonna happen. I might just have to drive up for the day... really not sure yet.... Ive just managed to get away with going on a stag doo in the Costa del sol end of April so I can't push it to much at the mo. What a predicament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 leave baby with granny, and you and the wife have a nice romantic weekend away in a hotel.......with 60 other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 "the missus is not too keen on me staying away from home with some people ive met on the internet. She thinks that you might all be nutters that want to bum rape me" PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 What happens in Wales, stays in Wales! Ask Beavis about bum fun, I believe he's a fan...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Don't worry Tarmac I can keep them all in line! Just tell Mrs Tarmac to drop me an email and give me her mobile and i'll keep her constantly updated with your activities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 too much to quote my laughter at :lol: that whole post was epic hahahaha 2years old unsupervised bum rape on a serious note, you know me and nix and others from the york meet you can drive there with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 oh and that will really make Mrs Tarmac feel better! NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Tarmac, sounds like this is happening to you now the sprog is here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 that a familiar feeling then sarnie?? Tarmac, sounds like this is happening to you now the sprog is here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 too much to quote my laughter at :lol: that whole post was epic hahahaha 2years old unsupervised bum rape on a serious note, you know me and nix and others from the york meet you can drive there with me thats like the blind leading the blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markie Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Oh but Tarmac you HAVE to come to wales... Alone... otherwise my fantasies won't come true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 yeah and i booked a double room each markie so effectively Tarmac can come along for free if you're offering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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