rich5259 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It was Christmas, so why did she need a man to get preggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 im hoping nobody gave me a rohypnol cocktail at xmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 any gaps in your memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Stick a pillow up your jumper in about 3 months and keep your gob shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Stick a pillow up your jumper in about 3 months and keep your gob shut +1 And from now on I think you shall be known as Mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Remember to whip the pillow out after 36 weeks though, and then claim the OMP again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 Stick a pillow up your jumper in about 3 months and keep your gob shut +1 And from now on I think you shall be known as Mary actually i don't like that name - just call me virgin for short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Now you don't have to worry about going on a diet So didn't you wonder about those 3 shepherds knocking on your door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 are you calling me fat Keith? I never mentioned going on a diet........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Stick a pillow up your jumper in about 3 months and keep your gob shut +1 And from now on I think you shall be known as Mary How's the manger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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