Gilly199 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 As per title, anybody have some ideas how to get rid of a shiner??? I would love to say you should have seen the other guy but . . . . . . the other guy was my mate who i was chasing around the street trying to get a girls shoe back that he stole. All good drunken fun (still in student mode, wed night edinburgh is class) until i slipped on the cobbles and hit the deck like a sack of spuds. I now have a massive black eye and quite a bad cut under my eyebrow. FAIL!!! To make it worse as i lay on the ground covered in blood at this point, the police pull up and stopped their van infront of me. Only to look at me for a minute and then drive off So all in all, not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 go to the cosmetic section of the biggest department store and get a make over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJ. Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I had a black eye a few weeks ago, I dropped my guard at Kung Fu and suffered the consiquences! Luckily it was just before halloween so I went to a fancy dress party as a boxer As for getting rid of it, try arnica cream. Or if you believe the old wives tale, put a steak on it. I don't really get that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly199 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 go to the cosmetic section of the biggest department store and get a make over Not again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chriswillis Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Looked into this a few months ago - nothing will get rid of it any quicker mate - all the steak, toothpaste, massaging tips are just old wives tales. Only option is leave it well alone and put some of your mums/birds make up on to cover it up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 get your mate to punch you in the other eye, then you can go arounf pretending to be a panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 would you be better putting cold ice pack on it then warm it then ice pack it then warm it? gets fresh blood in and drives the swelling down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andlid Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 cant stop laughing at the panda joke!!! hot cold could work, worth a shot...worked on my knee anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat? I shouldn't know what that is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat? I shouldn't know what that is..... Jayne is another woman with taste hon - so of course you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly199 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat? I shouldn't know what that is..... Jayne is another woman with taste hon - so of course you do i dont know what it is lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADPHONES Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Old Chinese tadition is to rub a boiled egg on it. As in GENTLY MASSAGING not rubbing it in like a cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly199 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 get your mate to punch you in the other eye, then you can go arounf pretending to be a panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Sorry but you'll just have to walk about looking like a bar brawling douche bag for a week or so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 The panda look would be so much better, it means you can go in to pubs, eat food fire guns and run off, because every one knows that a panda eats shoots and leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilsheepshagga_turbo Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 some of the chinese people around here (the elders) rub boiled eggs on their eye.. tbh it works fairly well. i remember when i was younger i got smacked with a cracket bat on the eye. big black shiner and i think i had 6 eggs rolled on my eye per day and it was gone in 1 weekend... but u should just let it be. make yourself look like a thug -ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 The panda look would be so much better, it means you can go in to pubs, eat food fire guns and run off, because every one knows that a panda eats shoots and leaves totally ruined the joke... A panda picks up a hooker and they go to a cheap motel to have sex. He goes down on her for hours and she has multiple orgasms. Afterward, while the panda is getting dressed the hooker sits up in bed and says, "I need you to pay me now!" The panda just shrugs and keeps putting on his clothes. The hooker jumps out of bed and says, "I need you to pay me! I am a hooker, this is what I do for a job!" The panda shrugs again and continues putting on his clothes. The hooker runs to her purse and pulls out a mini dictionary and looks up the word "hooker." She shows the panda what it says: "Hooker; has sex for money." The panda smiles and flips to "Panda", and then without saying another word walks out of the room. The hooker looks down at the definition and reads: "Panda; eats shoots and leaves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dblock Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 As per title, anybody have some ideas how to get rid of a shiner??? I would love to say you should have seen the other guy but . . . . . . the other guy was my mate who i was chasing around the street trying to get a girls shoe back that he stole. All good drunken fun (still in student mode, wed night edinburgh is class) until i slipped on the cobbles and hit the deck like a sack of spuds. I now have a massive black eye and quite a bad cut under my eyebrow. FAIL!!! To make it worse as i lay on the ground covered in blood at this point, the police pull up and stopped their van infront of me. Only to look at me for a minute and then drive off So all in all, not impressed. Come on tell us really who the big bad bully is. Your only lieing to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I think your just going to have to man up and wait till it goes I've had quite a few and not found anything that gets rid of them any quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Only thing for bruising is a cold compress / ice pack. And definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly199 Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 Only thing for bruising is a cold compress / ice pack. And definitely I was waiting on this TBH. I told myself if i make it to 10 replies without the above il put up pics. and seen as we at about 20 i suppose i will. But later when i get back from work. (more bloody questions) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'm sort of guessing with the egg trick it's probably breaking down the bruising under the skin, that's why it dispurses. I use Arnica, either the cream or lotion if the skin is intact, or if you've got broken skin (your case) use an Arnica that you spray on the tongue. Arnica really helps & it's good for muscle aches too and in creams that your physio would probably use. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly199 Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 here we go. not as bad as it was but still bad enough. enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 350Z Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 here we go. not as bad as it was but still bad enough. enjoy Jeees! Good effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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