mbs Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking, voluptuous 20 - 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Morrisons at the other side of town. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen Sepotember 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th and 29th. Also Oct 1st and 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend. So Be Warned! P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Ha ha Not been scammed yet but fingers crossed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
introspect Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Think I'm gonna have to start hanging around in car parks more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engman Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Love it. Going to stock up on wallets now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluerat Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 PURE GENIUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimm Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 A old one but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 But .... I dont have back seats.... Thats it the zeds got to go.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witstu Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Boll---s ive just picked up a speeding ticket flying round to lidl and then aldi, and guess what they,ve sold out completely of wallets!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Whoever's got the G35 had the right idea, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 But .... I dont have back seats.... Thats it the zeds got to go.... I never take the Zed into a supermarket carpark I was in the Punto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTO EXPRESS Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 have just brought 12 wallets, and hired a 12 seater minibus. on my way to asda if no luck open to offers on the wallets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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