rich5259 Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 A piece of Tarmac goes into a pub , orders a drink and announces that he is the hardest piece of tarmac in the land. Just then a piece of Dual carriageway walks in , orders a drink and announces that he is the hardest piece of Dual carriageway in the land. Then a piece of Motorway walks in, orders a drink and announces that he is the hardest piece of Motorway in the land. Then a piece of coloured Tarmac walks in and all the other supposedly hard pieces of Tarmac turn to avoid eye contact. Upon this the barman asks the Tarmacs what is wrong , they reply in unison......"we're not drinking with him"............................he's a cyclepath. Quote
nixy Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 god Rich is on a roll just lately...........im getting worried! Quote
rich5259 Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 I just found my collecion of jokes from 2000-2002 on a backup cd.... about 500 pages in ms word Sharing the less offensive stuff in the thread and giggling at the rest of it Quote
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