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A piece of Tarmac goes into a pub , orders a drink and announces that he is

the hardest piece of tarmac in the land.

 

Just then a piece of Dual carriageway walks in , orders a drink and announces that he is the hardest piece of Dual carriageway in the land.

 

Then a piece of Motorway walks in, orders a drink and announces that he is the hardest piece of Motorway in the land.

 

Then a piece of coloured Tarmac walks in and all the other supposedly hard pieces of Tarmac turn to avoid eye contact.

 

Upon this the barman asks the Tarmacs what is wrong , they reply in unison......"we're not drinking with him"............................he's a cyclepath.

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I just found my collecion of jokes from 2000-2002 on a backup cd.... about 500 pages in ms word :teeth:

 

Sharing the less offensive stuff in the thread and giggling at the rest of it :lol::lol:

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